theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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A beam of light like 100 suns swept across my face. He appeared to only me in a crowd of nameless shadows. I struggled to open my eyes and found his pink, fleshy fallopian tubes embossed with glorious glitter. He shivered and bled onto the ground beside me, inches away from my quivering lips. It was time for my monthly gift. It was time for The Ovarithan to bless me once more.

I, for one, welcome our new sparkly ovarian overlord.

nathangetofftheinternet:

when you watch episodes of recess and realize you weren’t the mischievous underdog, the borderline genius, the tough kid, the big guy with the golden pipes, or the star athlete.

you were gus

fucking

griswald

and you fucking deal with it

stadography:

She’s everything.

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neener-nina:

Mlp Queen Chrysalis by *sandara

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

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